INDIFFERENCE: It takes 43 muscles to frown and 16 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
LIMITATIONS: Until you spread you wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.
PROCRASTINATION: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
INEPTITUDE: If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
GET TO WORK: You're not being payed to believe in the power of your dreams.
NEPOTISM: We promote family values here - almost as often as we promote family members.
DEMOTIVATION: Sometimes the best solution is just to fire all the unhappy people.
CONSULTING: If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
IDIOCY: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
CLUELESSNESS: There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
DYSFUNCTION: The only consistent feature of all your dissatisfying relationships is you.
MEETINGS: None of us is as dumb as all of us.
MISTAKES: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
ADVERSITY: That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
PROBLEMS: No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you've probably only seen the tip of them.
DESPAIR: It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
ARROGANCE: The best leaders inspire by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.
ELITISM: It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.
POWER: Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.
PRETENTION: The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.
BLAME: The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
SACRIFICE: Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.
IRRESPONSIBILITY: No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.
BURNOUT: Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
SUCCESS: Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
AMBITION: The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
MOTIVATION: If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
ACHIEVEMENT: You can do anything you set your mind to when you have the vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendible labor.
